[ Oh, this is treading dangerous territory. If he starts asking questions about his body, it's going to become pure filth. ]
Fine, sometimes they're more than a little amusing. Though I'll have you know my mom cracked similar jokes while I was growing up so, have fun with that nugget.
I'd apologize for spoiling your fun, but I'm absolutely not sorry.
I took her on dates, but it wasn't dating. Mostly we went to cafes for lunch to get away from the job and talk about her classes. She texted after the job, demanding to know when I was going to buy her baguettes and wine again.
[ Ariadne had gotten close. He considers her a friend and he's fairly sure it goes both ways. ]
The Fischer job was hard, she was new to all of it. More than anything, I think she felt overwhelmed and wanted someone to talk to, when she wasn't being scorchingly brilliant making mazes.
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Fine, sometimes they're more than a little amusing. Though I'll have you know my mom cracked similar jokes while I was growing up so, have fun with that nugget.
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I'm really, really not having fun with that nugget.
[AHEM.] Did you ever date Ariadne on the Fischer job?
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I took her on dates, but it wasn't dating. Mostly we went to cafes for lunch to get away from the job and talk about her classes. She texted after the job, demanding to know when I was going to buy her baguettes and wine again.
[ Ariadne had gotten close. He considers her a friend and he's fairly sure it goes both ways. ]
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Hm. Do you think she's romantically attached to you?
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The Fischer job was hard, she was new to all of it. More than anything, I think she felt overwhelmed and wanted someone to talk to, when she wasn't being scorchingly brilliant making mazes.
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[This truth meme sucks.]
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[ though he knows it's because he cultivates an air of mystery by being strictly professional on jobs. ]
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I'm glad I've been in this business for a few years, less chance of people poking into my personal life.
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[It is said with sarcasm.]