ahogelogs | The IC Critque Meme!

Have you ever wanted to tell your fellow COST recruits what you think of them without consequence? Does their cavalier attitude toward murder, or lack of any critical thinking skills, or naive optimism cause frustration? Or is it something even more minor that really irks you, like that your roommate keeps borrowing your clothes or your friend won't use punctuation when they type?

WELL THEN--

THE LOWDOWN
• Post a header with your character's name.
• Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
• Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion??
• Feel free to assume there's a compulsion to speak their minds if your character's not usually the type to give unsolicited advice.
• A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.

Shamelessly borrowed and modified from

hadriel and

empatheias

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It's true, you're a beautiful baby duck with hair like fly-away ducky feathers.

[Don't deny your spirit animal John.]

Don't ever say the word ducky to me again.

[Words can't describe how much he hates it.]

What if I drop my voices a few octaves and say it?

[Words can not express Dorian's amusement.]

What if I kick you out of the bedroom?

That would be akin to self-flagellation, you'd miss me.

Nothing is worth the duck treatment. I'll survive.

That feels like an abstaining challenge now.

[Now you're taking it too far, man.]

That's not what I said.

[Dorian would never take it too far.]

Not from all things, of course. Just anything that has to do with the bedroom.

Just don't say duck. Or ducky. It's not difficult.

You mean don't say it in regards to you, I hope, in that case I can promise. Only because I adore you so.

My intention was yes, in regards to myself.

But now that you bring it up I'm considering an outright ban.

Well in that case I can make no promises. There were fewer things better in my childhood so it is bound to come up.

[He has fond memories of ducks]

[Not many things can make John feel like an asshole, but congratulations Dorian, you did it.]

Amend what I said then. To the just me part.

[can you just picture little Dorian pulling around a little wooden duck on wheels like it's his only friend, John?]

You're terribly sweet you know.

[Oh no that is illegally cute.]

I've known you to be outlandish but that might be your biggest pile of rubbish yet.

I'm hardly normal, John, I thought you knew this.

[Dorian is abnormal enough to find the sudden amendment sweet.]

I do know. It's part of what I find so appealing about you. That and how you look naked, let's be honest.

But it doesn't make me sweet.

Ah, well that's where you're a bit disadvantaged John.

[And here's Dorian being all cryptic and shit.]

Disadvantaged is yet another word I would never use to describe myself. I'm beginning to think you hardly know me at all.

[You better un-cryptic it right tf now. ]

You've never been on my side of things in the bedroom, how could you possibly know how sweet you are? You see, there are some things I know quite well.

You have a strange definition of sweet.

It's not even a thorough definition, the whole of it is rather more vulgar, but it still stands.

If that is the case why are we bothering with this game when there's fun to be had elsewhere? I'd like to know exactly what's on your mind.

In a less public forum, I'll gladly dsicuss the full definition of sweet with you, preferably with as little clothing as possible. Visuals tend to lead to a better understanding, yes?

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inconstantly - 2018-05-05 01:36 (UTC) - Expand

excelsus - 2018-05-05 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

a wrap here i think!

inconstantly - 2018-05-05 02:17 (UTC) - Expand